Breathenphobia
The irrational fear of breathing.
Guy: hey i have breathenphobia.
jonny: but youre breathing right now
Guy: *breathes* OMG I BREATHED I NEED TO STOP BREATHING IM SCARED AND THERE'S SOMETHING WARM IN MY PANTS *dies of asphyxiation*
jonny: but youre breathing right now
Guy: *breathes* OMG I BREATHED I NEED TO STOP BREATHING IM SCARED AND THERE'S SOMETHING WARM IN MY PANTS *dies of asphyxiation*