Breezy’s Principle of Objects
A idiom thought up by a great philosopher which states, “Any object that of any size, shape, or threat level, has most likely been used by person, or people, to fuck, and feel pleasure from.”
Person 1: *staring at cheese grater*
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul
Person 2: What’s up? why are you staring at that so intensely
Person 1: Imagine if like, someone tried to fuck this?
Person 2: Well, given Breezy’s Principle of Objects, it probably has been fucked before
Person 1: you’re right... that’s a brave soul