Breke
A Breke is a creature that is easy to take care of. This being lives on minimal food (cheap soda and chips about every full moon), a little exercise and little to no physical contact. One Breke does not talk alot and for the most time is locked in its cage, preferably in the dark. But these creatures are also quite smart even though they tend to act like an idiot. So if you are looking for an easy first pet that does little to nothing then a Breke is absolutely perfect for you. If you are lucky enough to get a Breke to trust you then you will have a loyal friend for the rest of their unexciting life.
"My Breke drank two bottles of First Price Coca Cola"
"Is your dog okay?" "Oh, it's not a dog it's a Breke, they are quite rare so I didn't expect that a small brain like yours would know of this magnificently dumd creature"
"Is your dog okay?" "Oh, it's not a dog it's a Breke, they are quite rare so I didn't expect that a small brain like yours would know of this magnificently dumd creature"