bretch
1. "Stretch" as uttered from the mouth of someone, who like the apted-named character from "Fat Albert," suffers from mushmouth.
2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.
3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.
2. Exclaimed by one usually in the peak hours of his life, as a directive to misguided youth, who may claim to never, ever quit smoking.
3. Can be yelled in response to the original "bretcher" as a threat or show of severe disrespect to his cultural duties.
1. Richards: "Everybody get down and BRETCH!!!"
2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"
3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"
2. JB: "I'll never stop smoking!"
Richards: "Well, you best bend over and bretch till you bleed cuz I'll have none of that!"
3. Richards: "Everybody BRETCH!:"
Ralph (obnoxiously loud): "BRETCH!!!"
Richards: ".....bastard"
bretch
n. a pest, an annoying or troublesome person or thing,
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast
v. to complain
something difficult causing a great deal of anxiety, a beast
v. to complain
His Physics exam today was a bretch.
That kid looks like an overzealous bretch.
That kid looks like an overzealous bretch.
Bretch Hill
Originally the dumping ground for Britain's unwanted, the Oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross Banbury. Has reached news headlines a number of times including the most recent beheading in nearby Mold Crescent.
Person: "oi brrap yo let's go up Bretch and get sum bud off ya mum"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"
Bretch marks
When a person’s clothing stretches (specifically around the breast area) due to having too large of breasts, with too small of a shirt. This gives the appearance of stretch marks in the shirt material and is best viewed with a white shirt. Also applies to men with moobs.
“Dude, look at that chick walking down the street...major bretch marks with that extra small t shirt with them Double-D’s”
“That guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gym”
“That guy has bretch marks...he better do some push-ups and hit the gym”