Bretting
When you shart, piss, and puke a little at the same time.
Dude, did you just brett?
Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
Im getting so fucked up I am bretting tonight.
Bretting
When one is too cool for words. When someone has a particularly brett like status. When someone is being too sexy to handle. Schlong like you've never seen.
"Man he was totally bretting at that abortion clinic"
"It's going to be a bretting night!"
"It's going to be a bretting night!"
Bret
How real hoodlums say the word "bro" in Spartanburg SC.
"Ay bret, South Carolina boring as shit"
Bret
A Wonderful best friend.
Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
Usually characterized by being sensitive and caring, and not ashamed of it. Brets are normally good listeners, very trusting, quick to forgiveness, and have strong morals. Brets are hilarious, and one someone can talk to and laugh with for hours on end. Brets are hardworking, love music, and fun to be around. Anyone who knows a Bret is blessed for life.
"Wow, what a super, amazing guy. He must be a Bret."
bret
a creature who has questionable fashion choices, spills pasta on white shirts, and steps out of bathrooms with toilet paper stuck to the bottom of their shoe. they are an alien, do not be fooled.
girl 1: hey look at that thing wearing swim goggles and holding an onion. she's totally a bret.
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
girl 2: omg did you see her step out of the c-wing bathroom? she had toilet paper on her foot!! for sure a bret
Bret
Bret is awesome. Full stop. He turns bright red when you compliment him, tell a joke or make fun of him. It's really cute. People sometimes like to call him "Bert". He has glorious, red locks of hair that he uses to his advantage. If he had a spirit animal it would be Pikachu. Bert is kind, warm, dependable, funny, hard working and the kind of person you keep in your life for the long haul. He's good people.
Everyone wants a Bret/Bert in their lives.
Bret
The most sexiest guy in the whole entire world and the bestest boyfriend in the whole universe!!
Ima so lucky to be going out with Bret!!