Brick With Benefits

An Itouch before it is Jailbroken. This is a play on the fact that people are afraid to Jailbreak their Itouches because of the possibility that it will be "bricked" (rendered to a state where it is useless if not used as a paperweight). Little do they know that their non-Jailbroken Itouch basically is a brick compared to what a Jailbroken Itouch can do!