Absofuck
When you're so plastered that the word absofuckinglutely simply won't come out coherently, so absofuck serves as a sufficient replacement.
(Person A): Yo man are you sure you're straight to go to class? You can barely stand.
(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.
(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.
absofuckable
absolutely with no doubt in your mind the most fuckable woman on this earth. Perfect Fuck
Did you see Christine she is absofuckable. I would definitely drink her bathwater.