Briefcase Wanker
An insult commonly used against those who carry briefcases.
Bully: Look at that briefcase wanker!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!
Briefcase Wanker: Fuck off, faggot!
Briefcase Wanker
When you really wanna get to someone they fucking piss you the shitty balls off.
You fucking briefcase wanker! I'll get you, you little slag!
Briefcase Wanker
A person, who is socially awkward, posh and arrives on there first day of a new school with a briefcase or they own a briefcase.
Bully: Briefcase Wanker
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase Wanker: Ah yes, the bully of the school, your next jokes about me losing my virginity, well I lost it last night, ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister
Briefcase Wanker: You will in Nine Months.
Briefcase wanker
A phrase used to insult somebody carrying a briefcase.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
Can be shortened to 'briefcase' or 'brief'.
"You briefcase wanker!"
"Stop being a briefcase."
"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
"Stop being a briefcase."
"What are you doing Ben, you brief."
Briefcase wanker
a posh, wierd, new boy who comes to school with a briefcase and is simply a wanker so is called 'breifcase wanker' by students
see him? hes a briefcase wanker!