briggsy

To telephone a farmer and terrify the poor fellow with a fruity drag-queen rant.

A scruffy chav who has several ASBOs (Anti-Social Behaviour Orders) to his name yet still ponces about the place pretending to be an artist.

word known around in states such new york, new jersey, and very little in Pennsylvania. means to be full of lots of stories, some being real but the majority fake. word also found in the dictionary next to bull shitter and liar and if you don't believe it then go look for yourself.

A twisted Briggsy fetish. A concoction of one man's cream and another man's chocolate pieces and then put in the fridge overnight for next day consumption.

A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.

An auto service designed to twiddle and play with your undercarriage whilst jerking your tools to a complete manly satisfaction. The eccentric arty dwarf likes to lube your drive shaft before thrusting your reverse.

A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.