Brillo sled
When a lovely, respectable, female sits upon the face a bearded male (with great moral character) and rides said beard gleefully!
Friend 1: Hey, did Shannon ride the toboggan or the saucer during the snowstorm yesterday?
Friend 2: No man, she just stayed inside and rode the brillo sled with Kevin!
Friend 2: No man, she just stayed inside and rode the brillo sled with Kevin!