Bristol Factor
The scale used to rate shit in hardness
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe
10-painful rock
1-sloppy joe
oh I got a Bristol Factor 2 just now. I had to wipe for half an hour
The BRISTOL factor
When you set a new “standard” on eating habits and weight, while believing they are good for you even though they aren’t. So you continue to eat the same way regardless of the negative damaging effects to ones self.
While visiting the doctors about my high blood pressure, cholesterol levels and weight, the doctor explained the road I was on would lead to death. But !! Also explained, The new Male standard for weight and eating habits, which he called The BRISTOL factor. So to celebrate, I took the family out for some high end Carbohydrates