Bristolian
A human being from the city of Bristol in south-west England. Doesn't necessarily have to be a chav because not all Bristolians are chavs (thank god). Usually have a legendary Bristolian accent and greet people by saying "Awrite Lover" or "Awrite me baba" (Baba=baby).
In a pub
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
Mark (to Mary): Awrite me lover?
Mary: Awrite me baba?
Mark: A pint of lager please, Mary.
Mary: Right you are my love.
Mark: We're propper Bristolian aren't we Mary?
Mary: Right you are again my love.
Bristolian
A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.
Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...
Bristolian
A person who was born and bred in Bristol. Is likely to have a Bristolian accent.
Bristolian accent = "Awrite me lover? Shall us go down Broadmead to get us some bling from Argos?"
Bristolian
A person living in Bristol. A friendly person who likes where he lives and hates modernization.
I'm a Bristolian, and I've lived in Bristol for years.
Bristolian Drainpipe
A Bristolian Drainpipe is a gangbang routine where the girl gets bent over and a funnel is shoved in her asshole and all the guys circle around her and cum in the funnel until her ass is overflowing
Josh: Oi Lewis get a funnel we’re doing a fucking Bristolian Drainpipe
Lads:Ayyyyyyyy
Shaniqua: FILL MY ASS WITH NUT YOU DICKHEADS
Lads:Ayyyyyyyy
Shaniqua: FILL MY ASS WITH NUT YOU DICKHEADS
Bristolian Death
A student suicide, particularly if the student was denied support by the uni
Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!
Hey, at least we lead the university league tables for something!
How did Janice die?
It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week
It was a Bristolian Death
Aw that sucks, that's the third this week