Absolute-slowness

The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.

It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.

Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"

*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*

Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"

俚语	absolute-slowness
释义	Absolute-slowness The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka. It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame. Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please." Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second" goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
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