broadweeb
A theatre student who believes that they were chosen by the god, Thespis, to be as homosexual on stage, as much as possible, so that they can get attention.
"Hey, have you guys seen Jared?" "Last I heard, he went to hang out with the broadweebs." "Oh god... He's lost to us... When he gets back, all he'll do is reference obscure plays and sing songs from Rent. He's as good as dead."