Brobag
A douchebag, who is also a bro (lovable asshole so cal dude).
"Look at that guy."
"The one with the tribal tattoo and the sunglasses?"
"Yeah, in the Jeep with the monster wheels?"
"Wow, what a brobag!"
"The one with the tribal tattoo and the sunglasses?"
"Yeah, in the Jeep with the monster wheels?"
"Wow, what a brobag!"
Brobag
Alternate: Bro Bag. Noun. Male Ho Bag. May been seen in the wild wearing deep-V-neck t-shirts, garishly flashy sneakers, oddly creative facial hair, and possibly some sort of jewelry one would normally associate with a pawn shop window. Spouts opinions that can often be summed up as "dude things are better than girl things". Tends to be blissfully unaware that almost every person around him is smarter than he is.
"Man, why all them Brobags gotta be up in my business?"
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."
"This YouTube video is obviously a Brobag magnet, look at all the skeezy comments."
"Check out the pack of Brobags up ahead, I think we'd better cross the street."
BroBagging
The act of tea bagging your bro, while wearing nothing but your underwear.
Nick: Jordan brobagged me so hard last night.
Tom: That must have been crazy night dawg!
Nick: It was a good brobagging nigga!
Tom: That must have been crazy night dawg!
Nick: It was a good brobagging nigga!
brobag
Noun- A girl that is considered to be one of the "guys", and sleeps with them.
Derived from the American slang “Hoebag” and the frat usage of “Bro”.
Derived from the American slang “Hoebag” and the frat usage of “Bro”.
Guy 1: “Hey is Kelsey coming over tonight she hasn’t chilled with us in a while.”
Guy 2: “Yeah she is coming, but I think she wants to have sex then chill.”
Guy 1: “Wow, she is such a brobag”
Guy 2: “Yeah she is coming, but I think she wants to have sex then chill.”
Guy 1: “Wow, she is such a brobag”
brobag
scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag
Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.
brobag
scrotum, publical sack, ball sack, testicle bag, gonad satchel, sack of oranges, jizz bag
Dude, you totally kicked Nick in his brobag, causing him to fall over in pain and cry like a little bitch.