Abstanol
A fake drug, which is both a play on common drug names and the word 'Abstanation'.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
To abstain from sexual intercourse as a form of birth control.
Your significant other: What cheap forms of birth control are available?
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!
You: Well, we already have Abstanol, which is 100% effective!