bro brah

a super annoying, triple-hippie-dipped stoner type. usually a surfer, snowboarder, or both. generally found west of the rockies, predominantly in colorado and california. easily identified and avoided by their unique brand of "bro speak".

1- origins; south orange county, California.
usually describes a person in skateboarding, surfing and sometimes snowboarding, who, through industry connections receives free or hugely discounted gear and clothing.
most bro brah's were either sponsored, pro, or worked in the industry.
the term was originally coined by the "queba's" (east of I-5) who, unlike the bro brah's, pay full retail.
2- pro brah's are active "pro" "athlete's" who are generally, washed up, haggard, tired, over 40. almost totally male, still clinging on to the dream.
3- friends of both bro brah's and pro brah's, who through their connection, receive discounted or free product, are also bro brah, but usually just called bro's. (i.e. the bro deal)

Johnny,john,john john,poser retard

A transplant found in all ski towns. They usually snowboard, wear baggy clothes, smoke cigarettes and generally dont bathe. Bro/Brahs think they are hardcore locals and will try to get discounts anywhere. Famously known for using the words Bro and Brah all the time.

A dude that works out for girls, fag accesories, brags about special size, styled hair, sports, yells "skate or die" at skateboarders, etc. etc.

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.