brocess
To process in a bro-like manner.
Dude I had to brocess my girlfriend's 'serious talk' by drinking 10 Jager Bombs.
Brocession
A term used to describe the increased number of men laid off and becoming "house-husbands"
Dude, let's bro out on the xbox. We got so much free time now 'cause of the brocession.
Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
Many working wives are tired of dealing with their husbands stranded at home because of the brocession.
Brocessity
A necessity to keep up your "bro" status.
If the waves are good and you are in a predicament that will not allow you to go surfing, it is a "brocessity" that you get out of it and go surfing.
cooneral brocession
A funeral procession with all black people.
Tyrone had a dope ass cooneral brocession!
brocession
Any economic and financial complication experienced by a Bro.
guy "Bro, you wanna go out tonight?"
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "
bro "Sorry bro, It's a brocession! "