brocrasterbate
To brocrastinate by masturbating. Masturbating with your bros in lieu of performing necessary tasks such as homework.
"I had a final tomorrow, but me and my bros played COD and then brocrasterbated to completion on the carpet in my frat. We called no homo first."
Brocrasterbating
The act of wasting time, or putting off other more important activities by masturbating...
... with your bro.
... with your bro.
1: "I didn't wanna do my research paper, so I resorted to Brocrasterbating."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."
2: "Yikes..."
3: "No worries, just back to back-sies."