Brocrastinate
The action done by a bro when putting off work.
Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
Brocrastinate
To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
brocrastination
Procrastinating with your bros.
"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
Brocrastination
when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
Brocrastinator
A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it
Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
brocrastinating
The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.
brocrastinating
Putting off important responsibilities to party, work out, or bang hot chicks.
Dudebro, I have a 20 page paper I didn't start because i was brocrastinating yesterday when I got drunk and then went to the gym.