Brocrastinator
A bro (not necessarily male) who procrastinates along with you and empathizes on your ability to finish homework in one night even though you had more than a month to do it
Person 1: Oh my god Katherine I've been watching Netflix for 5 hours instead of doing my 6-page essay that's due tomorrow
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
Person 2: SAAAMEEEE TBH
Person 1: Damn you're my brocrastinator
Brocrastinator
A brother who is a good student but puts all the work off until the very last minute. If a ten page paper is due at eight in the morning, he will play video games until midnight and then sleep until four in the morning. Then somehow he manages to both get up at four in the morning and get the paper done.
I can't do anything with my brother anymore because he is a brocrastinator.
brocrastination
Procrastinating with your bros.
"Dude I can't help it because I just keep brocrastinating...my bros haven't finished their essay yet, either, brosk. I really need to stop with all of this brocrastination."
Brocrastinate
The action done by a bro when putting off work.
Bro #1: Dude did you do the History Summary Brah?
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
Bro #2: Nah man I was chillin, watched White Castle while jerking off and playing few pong rounds.
Bro #3: You are the Brocrastinate Master
Brocrastinate
To play beer pong and/or otherwise bro out when you have homework that you should be doing.
I was going to write my essay, but then I decided to crack a couple of nattys and brocrastinate.
Brocrastination
when you have things to do but your bro is holding you tight in his warm loving arms
I was supposed to go grocery shopping, but that darn brocrastination gets me every time.
brocrastinating
The act of doing bro like activities while important tasks or jobs await.
Today I was supposed to write a paper, but instead I spent the whole day brocrastinating by going to the gym, wearing a sleeveless shirt, joining a frat, and flexing my muscles numerous times.