Brocrasturbate
The masturbation that ensues when two Bros are lazy but are unable to find any typically available procrastination outlets.
Bro #1: "Dude. I don't wanna do this shit."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
Bro #2: "Word, dude. And cables out too."
Bro #1: "Yeah, I guess we could brocrasturbate..."
Bro #2: "Yeah. I could do that."
Brocrasturbating
The act of masturbating with male friends (bros) when you are meant to be doing something else.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.
Similar to Procrasturbating, but has to be done after getting a broner.
Todd and I were meant to be studying, but after seeing some adult scenes on tv we had to start brocrasturbating.
Brocrasturbation
The act of wanting to masturbate but willingly waiting until your done hanging out with your "bro's"
Jeff: he guys, are we gonna go to the movies after we play wall-ball?
Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?
Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl
Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie
Joey: yea sure lets go
Matt: yea what movie do you wanna see?
Nico: idk i might have to ditch you guys for a girl
Joey(in his head): awe shit, i hate brocrasturbation, i just wanted to go home and choke my chicken, oh well i guess i'll just do it after the movie
Joey: yea sure lets go