brodouche
A man who has a gigantic truck with gigantic off-road tires, a sticker on the back with Calvin peeing on a competing brand of truck, and he lives in the city and never goes off-road. The uniform of the Brodouche is lots of gel in the hair at all times, and at night has a shiny collared shirt that is never tucked in, or a super tight Ed Hardy shirt. He always has a bro-ho with him.
He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.
He thinks that he is way cooler, and more important than he really is.
I know that you can't help it, but quit being a Brodouche!
BroDouche
a brother who is a douche. Often used in sibling arguments.
"Jasper you are such a brodouche!"
"just ask my brodouche"
"just ask my brodouche"
Brodouche
An act of kindness offered by a close friend or “bro” in an otherwise destitute freezing environment ; where one bro urinates into the anus of another in order to raise said bros body temperature
“Doug was freezing cold in the alley behind the club, so I did him a solid and brodouched while I assured him our relationship was still plutonic”