brofess
Alteration of profess, to make a false or overly-enthusiastic declaration of one's affection for/to another person as if they were one's bro, usually a result of a drunken situation.
Brandon: Dude, I totally can't believe you brofessed to Sam last night.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.
Dave: Yeah I know, I've only talked to the guy once or twice before.
brofession
The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
- A Bro job.
First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.
Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"