Brohanukkah

A broligious holiday that falls sometime in the summer, winter, spring, or fall. The holiday consists of many gifts and tidings among men, whereas women are not involved in this holiday, as well as gays.

In some most cultures, people place statues of Jesus, Mary, and Broseph in their homes. On Brohanukkah eve night, fellow brohemians (friends of the homeowner) sneak into this house and place gifts underneath the statue of Broseph.