Bro Jabroni
A kind of jabroni that probably wears hemp jewelry, "skates" on a longboard and listens to white reggae. Says "dude", "brah", and "like" a lot. Schedules his day around smoking weed. Acts like a surfer but never surfs.
"Is Kurt going on that trip to Puerto Rico?"
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."
"That bro jabroni? Hell no."