brokancini
A last resort where one hastily combines cheez whiz with cream cheese to form a soft cheese to be served with crackers; usually due to lack of funds for actual cheese.
Shannon, having expended the evening's budget on the poultry and seafood, was forced to serve brokancini to his guests as an appetizer; needless to say they lost their appetites for the remainder of the evening and the dinner party was ruined.