broken bullfrog
While having sex with a southern country girl often lube was not available on the farm. Forced insertion was necessary which often led to the bending of the penis or the "Broken Bullfrog".
"Ouch!" he says.
"What happened?" she asked.
"You gave me a Broken Bullfrog!"
"What happened?" she asked.
"You gave me a Broken Bullfrog!"