If the toilet's broken, shit outside.
A response to someone who never fails to find an excuse as to why something cannot be done.
Employee: "I'm waiting for IT to call me, my printer is broken. That's why I didn't print my report".
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
Manager: "We have more than one printer. If the toilet's broken, shit outside."
hold your whale, the toilets broken
A nonsense expression that doesn't really mean anything. Could be used to stop someone's doing. Similar to I am your mom
Bob: Hold your whale, the toilets broken!
Joe: --What?
Joe: --What?
broken toilet
When an asian girl invites you over for anal
Kim Lee asked me to come over and fix her BROKEN TOILET