Broke-Tent
Anytime someone drunk has sex with someone else, sobers up after sex, realizes they made a mistake, and leaves without the other person finding out until they wake up alone the next morning.
Example #1: After banging that chick, I had to break-tent. I felt bad about it, but breaking-tent was all I could do.
Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.
Example #2: That asshole actually broke-tent... He thought I was ugly? You should've seen his cocktail dick.