Brolested
To be subjected to unwanted or improper bro-like activities
"Dude, Chad totally just brolested me"
"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
"Bra, do you wanna go talk about it in my civic and listen to some DMB"
Brolestation
Brolestation coming from the latin root words brofus and molestati come together to form the pinnacle of Bro on Bro homosex. This is a very rare event that only comes in to play when there is a large amount of axe spray and natty ice in the air, and if the sound waves are pumpin with jack johnson, it is considered a 100% garuntee of bro-rape
Stephen: "Hey this natty ice is delicious! Wheres the rest?"
Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"
10 minutes later....
Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"
Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
Brian: "Oh it's up in my room, bro. We should chill there I got some jack johnson and a gamecube up there we can bro-out!"
10 minutes later....
Stephen: "AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! BROLESTATION"
Brian: "Damn! He looked fine all soapy wet!"
brolestation
when one bro takes it a little too far without the other bros permission.
Broseph was charged with brolestation last week after touching Bromeister's raging broner