brolisted
The friendzone, for girls.
When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
When you try to hangout with a guy you like, and somehow you become one of his bros and he wouldn't even think of dating you.
"You and Chris get along so well! You should totally date!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
"I wish! But I've been brolisted..."
"Aww, girl, that sucks!"
brolistic treatment
When you're there for your bro in a super organic, spiritual way.
Dude 1: "Yo why aren't you sad anymore bro?"
Dude 2: "I went to Kevin's yesterday and he gave me the brolistic treatment; video games, counsel, prayer, and good grub bro"
Dude 2: "I went to Kevin's yesterday and he gave me the brolistic treatment; video games, counsel, prayer, and good grub bro"