bromesticated
Trained, docile, and brobediant bro. Will wingman at the drop of a hat.
"I'm not getting anywhere with this chick, boy could I use a wingman."
"Did somebody say wingman?"
*Steve is already at his side*
"Woah dude–that was so fast."
"You must be bromesticated!"
"Did somebody say wingman?"
*Steve is already at his side*
"Woah dude–that was so fast."
"You must be bromesticated!"
bromestic
when a group of bros live together in a house, apartment or other residence, and share in some sort of bromance. in extreme cases of bromesticity, members may have nicknames that make fun of notable historical and literary characters by replacing a syllable of their names with "bro" (such as, brostoevsky,broseph stalin, et. al.)
did you see those guys living in that house together? they're so bromestic!
bromestic violence
A bromance gone horribly wrong.
The bromance between Manny and Dick was over once Manny started punching Dick - a clear case of bromestic violence. Their broath of nonviolence was broken.
bromestic partnership
A bromestic partnership is when two males who were previously in a bromance upgrade to a higher standard of friendship and become bestfriends, brothers, roommates, etc.
Girl: aww you two have a bromance. so cute!
Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.
Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.
Guy: Its not a bromance. Jake and I are in a bromestic partnership.
Girl: Oh I didn't know you two were that great of friends.