bromitment
A commitment a bro makes to spend time with his fellow bros. Even if it means creating the most ridiculous of alibis to get out of prior responsibilities.
My family expected me to attend my grandma's 96th birthday party but I had a bromitment to fulfill.
bromit
When you burp and almost vomit at the same time.
Suzanne turned to Briana and said, "I think that Coke just made me bromit."
Bromitment
Noun
1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.
Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.
1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.
Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.
Steve's Girlfriend: "Steve, I need you to come to my sister's baby shower tomorrow".
Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".
Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".
Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".
Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".
Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".
Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".
bromit
The act of burping and nearly vomiting at the same time.
Suz turned to Bri and said, "Dude, that pizza and soda just made me bromit."
Bromite
A dude who thinks dudes are the best thing to happen to humanity since walking upright and takes it to the point of it being a religion. Is most definitly not gay
Guy 1: "Does that guy seem a little gay? Because it seems he only talks about other dudes. I don't see him around chicks very often"
Guy 2: " No dude, he is just a Bromite. You know, a high priest of the the church of Bro."
Guy 2: " No dude, he is just a Bromite. You know, a high priest of the the church of Bro."
Bromit
To try burping and end up vomiting
You tried to shotgun a beer, attempted to burp and bromited all over your friend's new ping pong table.
bromit
a vomit burp
"Dude, I I thought I had to burp but I think I threw up in my mouth a little. I bromitted."