Bronchanus
Bronchitis of the asshole. It occurs when the proper amount of oxygen is not reaching the asshole. Can be a side effect of mudbutt or swamp ass. Could even cause the asshole to swell up, causing constipation. Needs cleaned immediately.
Fella: Idk what's wrong, doc. I cant shit and i'm so raw down there. If I breathed throught my ass, I dont think i'd make it.
Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!
Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...
(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk
Doctor: You're right, you wouldn't make it. You have...bronchanus!!
Fella: OMG doc, fix it now, PLEASE! ...or put me down...
(Sound of gun cocking) Chkchk