Bronk
When something is really broken
I can't come out today. The cars bronk
Bronk
To wank whilst taking a shit
John: "Hey Steve, what did you get up to last night?"
Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
Steve: "Not much, watched the game and then had a massive Bronk."
Bronk
The art of being super creepy. A state generally attained when drinking alcohol.
Brent got really drunk and started to 'bronk' on these girls at the bar.
Bronk
Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.
"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"
Bronk
Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis
GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!
Bronked
When you're promised 8 inches and you're delivered 3.5', aka when he wants you to deepthroat but it doesn't even reach your back teeth.
-Do you want to get bronked?
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
-No, I would rather shit in my hands and play the drums Blue Man style.
bronk
1. to get shorted or messed with, to fall short of expectations screwed
2. very large or oversized fat
2. very large or oversized fat
1. The runner-up got bronked by the judges.
2. Chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.
2. Chad was bronked after finishing the entire meal.