bronstonism

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

A holy religion where remy the rat is god (also known as the rat from the hit show ratatouille) in the religion bronstonism you must marry someone with the taken name of bronston, if you do not you will be an outlaw and should go die. If your name is Megan or Katie or molly you CAN NOT JOIN BRONSTONISM. Anyways join to be accepted you must say the holy prayer 🙏🏻

“Remy the ratatouille the rat of all our dreams, we praise you oh holy rat may the world remember your name . BRONSTON”

In bronstonism it has a holy book also known as the ‘bible of POG’ a holy verse from this book is : ‘ I’m intoxicated, .... intoxicated by swag 😎’- jerome 34.67

LIVE LAUGH *bonsoireée*
YOU MUST POG THROGH THE PAIN

IF YOU HAVE ASHMA YOU ARE WEAKKKK !!!!!!
WHY CAN YOU NOT JUST BREATH

- Dave 1.37

ANYONE WITH A F IN THERE NAME CAN NOT JOIN

WHY WOULD YOU JAVE AN F IN YOUR NAME WHYGY
ALSO PRAY TO REMY AND DO NOT SIN 🥺🍄

POG POG VERRY MUCH POGGERSSS ALSO SAWG

MAXIMUM SWAG BECUSE IM JESUS

The worlds 10/10 best biology teacher. The true fatherly figure, the dad god, a wholesome bro.