BRONTA
A word used to describe the state of ones anal sphincter while suffering a severe case of piles or sexually related anal aggravation. (As in Bronta-sore-arse)
"Thanks to my bulbous arse grapes I've got a severe bronta at the moment"
"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"
"I've got a bronta after all that uphill gardening last night!"