brorometer
How intense a bromance is between two straight males.
Vicki: Man, Jordan and Dave have a really intense bromance.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
Felicity: Definitely high on the brorometer.
off the brorometer
When a bromance is so intense it becomes gay.
Vicki: Wow, Fred and Roger are holding hands!
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.
Felicity: I'm beginning to think they are off the brorometer.