Bro Shizxl
Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.