Brotend
Brotend, V.- Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Ex: Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just brotends all the time.
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
(Plural) Jeez what's with all these Brotenders thinking they've achieved bro status?
Brotend
Those whom play in the ever-growing sport of lacrosse, but are noobs and think they have achieved Brostatus without trying out for a team outside of school lacrosse.
Lax Bro 1 -"Ay man, Did you hear about that Brotender?"
Lax Bro 2- "Oh you mean Jeffreys?"
Lax Bro 1- "Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just Brotends all the time."
Lax Bro 1 - " He thinks he has his own flow name", "But he was never offered by the Flowgods"
Lax Bro 2- "Oh you mean Jeffreys?"
Lax Bro 1- "Dude Jefferys thinks he is such a lax bro, but he just Brotends all the time."
Lax Bro 1 - " He thinks he has his own flow name", "But he was never offered by the Flowgods"
Brotender
A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.
Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.
brotender
Someone who pretends be a bro, even though he really isn't.
Sam, stop being such a brotender, you're not a true bro.