Brotheism
the belief in your bros as your whole universe; usually a result of a lack of belief in anything else (atheism).
Religious services take place on Friday, Saturday, or any day that you can get shit-faced on. Communion is the drinking of beer and the eating of chili-cheese anything. Prayer is addressed to the Holy Dude (who may or may not drink Caucasians), and usually occurs as a result of a long night of partying: "Oh Dude, I should not have eaten El Gigante* after that Power Hour."
*7 lb. burrito
Religious services take place on Friday, Saturday, or any day that you can get shit-faced on. Communion is the drinking of beer and the eating of chili-cheese anything. Prayer is addressed to the Holy Dude (who may or may not drink Caucasians), and usually occurs as a result of a long night of partying: "Oh Dude, I should not have eaten El Gigante* after that Power Hour."
*7 lb. burrito
"Dude, do not steal Robbie's girlfriend. Don't you remember the first commandment of Brotheism? 'Do unto thy Bros as you would have them to unto thee.'"