Brotirement
The point in a bro's life when he realizes he will never bro out the way he used to. This usually occurs sometime pre midlife crisis, and only the coolest bros can hold out longer. E.g. Joe Biden
Bro A: My boss won't stop bringing up Bro C (who lives downtown) and all the bro-ing out he must be doing.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.
Bro B: Vicariously living through other bros? Classic sign of onset brotirement.