broughamelain
An important enzyme that helps the body maintain good overall health and physical/emotional equilibrium; a deficiency in this nutrient causes the sufferer to experience an overwhelming craving to drive and/or ride in an antique Plymouth Brougham.
I don't like pineapples much, so I often have a broughamelain deficiency; fortunately there is huge antique-car museum just down the street, so I just go over there and wander around among the quaint old square-bodied Plymouth sedans for a while till I feel better.