Brown Arts
An array of sexual acts involving the anus; may include the manipulation or consumption of fecal matter
He and his partner attend fund-raisers for transgender singer-songwriters. At the after-parties they engage in buggery and finger-painting. They are dedicated patrons of the Brown Arts.
brown art
The unfortunate occurrance of when, while being hung over or extremely drunk, one is forced to stand up from the toilet in which he was shitting to barf, spraying diarrhea all over the wall.
John's mom wondered what the hell happened in the bathroom after seeing his massive brown art on the wall.
Practioneer of the brown arts
Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.
Brown-Chip Art
Artworks which have sustained value despite being total shit.
Sotheby's Hong Kong is leading the market for secondary sales of brown-chip artists like KAWS, Banksy, and Damien Hirst.