Brown Bagged

To be wasted beyond belief where you are in need of a hospital but your friends are too drunk to drive you there. The chances are in the morning you will have the hangovers of hangovers.

i.e. what happens to a butterface

- When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her.

To drink an alcoholic beverage while is still in the brown bag supplied by the seller. Reasons to do this include, but are not limited to: discreet drinking, hiding of girly drinks to avoid embarrassment, to get more drunk than would be socially suggested (by hiding harder liquor), and to promote humor value of drinking. Can also suggest bringing alcohol to a party as to have an alternative to undesirable beer.

Sometimes you meet a girl with a body like there's no tomorrow but a face like a mangy dog. Don't let that body go to waste and let her hideousness stop you from fucking her though. Just draw the smiley face on a brown paper bag, place it over her head, and fuck away while keeping your composure and piece of mind.

Informal Lunch meeting in a company, where one person (from any department) volunteers to talk about a specific topic. Topic is usually related to the technology, business or market that company is in. Attendence is encouraged, but not compulsory. If your boss is going to attend, then to suck up to him/her, you may also want to attend. The Brown Bag term came up because everyone walks in with their lunch in brown bags, as the comapny does not pay for that lunch. Sometimes, sucker employees volunteer to speak at brown bag to show off their knowledge.

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

a girl who is too ugly to fuck but you would fuck her with a bag over her head