Brown Eagle
When you’ve pooped once already, and didn’t wipe very good, then poop a second time, the resulting butt stamp on the back of the toilet seat is known as a brown eagle.
I really need to take a dump but somebody stamped a brown eagle on the toilet seat.
Brown Eagle
The act of a man shitting. Then while shitting, a female climbs on the mans lap facing him and begins having sex. The man spreads his legs allowing a pathway, so the women can also begin shitting. A proper Brown Eagle will result in a well timed double plop in the toilet.
Dude, she brown eagled me and clipped my balls on the follow through, I have a giant brown stain on them!
Brown eagle
When a girl opens her legs so far that her pussy actually splits in half, and you take a dump in her open pussy.
When I walked in the room the girl was spread eagle on the bed, and i took a huge shit in her pussy."Brown eagle"
Brown eyed eagle
Having anal sex on a par 3 hole on a golf course.
Me and a girl snuck on to Pebble Beach Golf Course late one night and I gave her a brown eyed eagle.
brown eyed eagle
Sex with a woman in three holes (last being the ass) on a par 5 on a golf course.
I was in Roanoke Va last weekend and I give this chick a brown eyed eagle, her goat fucking husband has no idea.