Brown Eel
A horrible, long, slimy turd that slips a little too easily out of your ass as if on it's own free will. Aka K-19 - The Widowmaker. A Kursk.
A brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my shit pipe. It was as long as one of those Subway sandwiches.
brown eel
when a girl is anally riding u cowgirl style and she farts and shits on your dick and then she slides off and uses her shit as lube as she gives you a footjob and then wipes it all over your chest
that bitch gave me the brown eel last night and i almost had to wife her