Brown Goose
When you wipe your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper and you get shit on your finger.
Yesterday, I was wiping my ass and I brown goosed myself.
North American brown goose
An alternative name for “Canadia” goose. A common type of geese found throughout North America; that have a brown back, cream underbelly, and black head and neck with white cheeks.
Did you see that goose? I think it was a North American brown goose.