brown hand
when one places his hand in a pile of his own or someone elses fecal matter.
look, skip has his hand up his ass again! what a brown hand !!!!
brown handed
When someone spills brown sugar all over the floor, in an attempt to open the bag and eat it raw. He/she tries to clean it up, but unfortunately accomplishes as much as U.S. did in Nam and quits. After sleeping it off, the criminal tries to lie about it the next day, despite how obvious it is that he/she did it.
Kal was caught brown handed.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.
Cal was caught brown handed.
You're jewish.
Good job asswipe.
Mr Brown Hand
A mr brown hand is when you take a shit directly into your cupped hand. Then proceed to smear the fecal matter onto/into someones face (preferably near the mouth). This should be done while the person is asleep or past-out from the consumption of alcohol or other drugs.
Man you should have seen the Mr Brown Hand we gave Charles last night. When he woke up and realized that there was shit all over his face and in his mouth he just about tore the house down.
brown hand grenade
A festering turd that smells so offensive that it could kill a room full of homeless people.
Jesus fuck, that guy dropped a brown hand grenade so bad it melted the paint off the walls.
The Brown-Hand Extraction Method
The scientific term for pulling something out of one's ass.
"How did you come up with a thesis so quickly?"
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."
"I simply employed the Brown-Hand Extraction Method."
brown sugar hand
Fisting of the anus.
Allen: I totally brown sugar handed her last night.
Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet
Larry: bro that's so sweeeeet